Saturday, June 4, 2011

Connected Stairways

I was in the kitchen and was called in to the living room by a friend that was drinking my beer.
He said that he was surprised to be able to walk up a short flight of stairs and suddenly be in someone elses house.
I said that can't be, so he showed me how to do it.
I went into the connected house and turned the corner and was in your kitchen.  You and Jon were there having coffee.  You both were still in P.J.'s.
Jon got up and left the room, something about the kids,  and so we had a short discussion based on "How is this possible?" as we live in different countries.
I left and came home to get a cup of coffee cause you didn't have any more made and got side tracked talking to my brothers.
Then you came over to see where I got to and we all talked for a bit, mostly about nothing much... small talk, as they say.
Doris came into the room and wondered who you were and how did you get in. 
You decided to go home and then I woke up.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

E-Mail Guru"s

I dreamed we were e-mail gurus.
We started a business selling e-mail addresses and we were doing so well, we became millionaires.
It was started out as a joke but we soon realized that it was a real money maker.
Our e-mail addresses were so different that everyone that heard about them wanted at least one.  They sang and danced when used.
We were almost sued by our customers when we had said that we might go out of business due to the lack of space to continue.
I went to Canada and found an empty warehouse and we set up shop in it.  The money just flowed in like water and we had everything so automated, we didn't have to hire anyone to keep it going.  We had hundreds of servers and each one was capable of handling a million terabites of information.
We sat back and were drinking some wine and were laughing about how much money we were making while sipping wine.
We were going to get into something else when I woke up.....don't know what it was.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Working With Stuff

I dreamed I was on a construction site and someone stole my circular saw.  I finally fouind it where it was hidden and it was covered with some kind of white stuff that resembled cauking compound.
I peeled the stuff off the tool and it looked bad so I thought I would paint it.
I got a small can of white spray paint and when I tried to paint it ... it came out of the nozzle in a stream, not a spray.
Next, I was looking at 2 new saws that were bolted to a board and I wanted one of them.  I cut the board in half to get the one I wanted.
My son was on the job and wanted the other one.
Somehow, and next, I was in a house fixing a screen and I went to remove the frame the screen was in and it dissintigrated when I touched it and fell to the street below.
I went to get it and woke up.
As always... I had to pee.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

E-Mail Police

I dreampt that the E-Mail Police were after me for misspelled words and bad punctuation.
I tried to elude them but they seemed to be around every corner.
They started to send me tickets, like parking tickets.  I would get 3 or 4 an hour.
They threatened to attach my wages or attach my bank account to pay for the mistakes.
STRANGE... I got up a couple of times to pee and every time I went back to bed, the dream kept coming back.
I finally got up

Friday, May 13, 2011

Old men can get wet dreams !!!!

I was in a vacation house somewhere and I was waiting to take a shower in the hallway.  I guess they only had one bathroom as others were waiting too.
Most of us were very scantily dressed as I was only wearing a towel.  After the shower, I was approached by a woman that wanted me to look at her boobs as she had some kind of rash and tiny scales on them. I told her to use an ointment before she went to bed and she would be OK.
Then another came over and said she thought she had lumps in her breasts and wanted me to check. Well, needless to say, I gave her a through examination.
Then, I was in a bed asleep and a woman slid in bed with me and began to fondle me til I was ready and of course, once started.. I had to finish.

I guess one could call this a wet dream !!!!!
I woke up for real ... had to pee.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The Scaredy Cat President

I dreamed that the president was aboard a ship and he couldn't get off. 
We did everything we could think of to get him off the ship.
We couldn't land a helecopter and he was afraid to jump off the ship.
We lowered a line for him to climb up on and he was afraid of heights too.
We were still trying when I woke up....

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Something about a car

I was driving an older model car to a friends house to have him look at it.  As a friend, he would fix it free.
When I got there I didn't know him, I couldn't remember ever seeing him or his family before.  They seemed nice and acted as though they knew us.
I explained that I wanted him to look at something and he agreed.  I no sooner said that and my son drove up in an
old jalopy and was being an idiot driving his car way too fast and slipping and sliding in the gravel.
I shouted to him and he decided to park it.  He backed it up into a parking place way too fast and busted off a part of the porch and one of his wheels fell off.
I did my best to apologize to the home owner, but he wasn't listening.
I got mad at him and my son too.... then I woke up.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Living Numbers

It's sort of hard to describe, but I dreamed about numbers that were alive. They were basically motionless, but never the less alive.
When you would pick them up, you could feel they were not plastic or metal, they were soft and warm.
I was asked to get a lot of number 1's and 0's as they seemed to be the most popular.
I have no idea what they were being used for, I was the gatherer of them.
They were like mice, they would hide all over the place and I couldn't figure out where they were coming from.
When I would catch them, I would put them in my shirt pocket.... Somehow, they would get away sort of in a blink of an eye.
It was a never ending struggle to catch them and sell them to the buyers.... they always seemed to come back.

Monday, May 2, 2011

We Seeded The Country

I dreamed I was taking flying lessons and I was doing pretty good.
As it turned out, the owner of the airport was also a drug runner. The trainer that was training me was too.

What I didn't know until later was that the training runs were also deliveries of marijuana to different parts of the state.

One day I was told that I passed the tests for the small planes and I was scheduled for training on some of the bigger planes.

I was flying solo in one of the bigger planes and realized that we had a very large load of cargo. I didn't know what it was and I couldn't leave the cock-pit to find out , so I decided to dump it.
When I dumped it, I saw a kind of a cloud following me. Suddenly I realized I was actually dumping tons of marijuana seeds covering hundreds of miles as I flew. I kept flying til it was gone.

When I came back there was a hell of a big rowe about it.
They were going to get rid of me, but I escaped by waking up.

Sometimes, I have scary dreams.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

The White Tiger

I dreamed I came home and there was a friend over to visit already in my house. I sat down at the kitchen table and we engaged in small talk.
I looked around and there was a full grown white tiger right behind me. he was just sitting there looking at me, same as a cat would do. I got up right away and asked the friend what was going on.
He said he didn't know, the tiger was here when he got here and he thought it was mine.
The tiger came over to me and wanted to be stroked and have attention paid to him.
So I was petting him, but he wanted to be closer and knocked the chair over and was licking my face while I was on the floor. I was scared by now.
Next I remember I went to bed and believed the tiger was gone, I didn't much care where as long as he was gone.
He was on the other side of the bed on the floor, but after I got in bed he jumped in bed too.
I jumped out of bed and was running around the house to escape him and I woke up.....

Friday, April 29, 2011

Who Knows What It Means ????

I was in a middle class neighborhood trying to find a home I was supposed to visit. I had been there before, so I was sure I would recognize it, So many of the houses had been updated and changed, so I kept walking back and forth on the same block until i came to the conclusion that ... this is the place.
I walked up to the door and it was open a littlle bit so I walked in. My brother was vaccuuming the carpets in the house. Where was the owner?

Why was my brother there. The owner came in from another room and was tearing up the carpet to trash it. Strange, there was a new carpet under the old one.
I looked around and my brother was gone. I said a few words to the owner and left.
That's it....

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Three Dreams..... Quite Different

First, I was an inspector checking trucks for defective toys and other stuff they were delivering. Almost 50% of everything was defective.

I was finally fired due to the pressure brought on by the manufacturers of the products I labeled as defective.

Then, my dog, (collie) was laying on the floor playing with a cat. The cat would run up and swat the dog and he swatted back. He tried numerous times to pull the can in to him, like a hug, but the cat would get away and swat him again...... can't remember any more on that one.

Lastly, my brother made an afgan and produced it on some kind of a competition show and won. He was on the radio and after that he got his own TV show. He was so flustered about it that he decided he wouldn't do it.
Got up to pee..... lost the end of it... that's it.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Precious Metals

I dreamed I was buying Gold and Silver.
I was doing pretty good when suddenly Gold and Silver was so hard to get the prices went sky high.

So, we were smuggling gold, silver and platinum to a place where we could melt it down and make our own ingots.

Getting through airport security was tough, we lined the suitcases with very thin pieces of gold to get it thru.
Dogs couldn't smell it so we were doing well with that.

I looked in one of the bedrooms and it was full of precious metals and we were discussing what we were going to do with it. It weighed tons and I was afraid it would fall thru the floor.

I woke up and never found out what we did.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Psychadelic Lights

I was trying to buy fluorescent lighting that was able to change colors and create a condition of 3-D when it was on.

I went everywhere, every city I could think of. I talked to a lot of people that had seen it too, but didn't know where to get it either.

It was frustrating as it felt like I was chasing an illusive ghost. When I woke up, I was covered with sweat from the chase.

I can understand now why people have heart attacks in their sleep. Some dreams are stressful and the last couple of nights I have had some stressful activity in my sleep.
That's it.....

Friday, April 22, 2011


I dreampt I was on the star ship enterprise and we had to choose from 3 boxes that had 3 bolts going through them.

We were to choose the one that had universal nuts on the bolts. A universal nut is one that will go on two or more types of threads on different bolts.

Anyway, I have no idea what the point of it was, but I got up once to pee and when I went back to bed the same dream kept coming back.

There seemed to be no real beginning or no end to it.... I don't know what it means.

Thursday, April 21, 2011


I was in a broken down old wooden cabin. It was literally falling apart.
There were at least 8 or 9 other people in it with me.

I have no idea what we were doing there, but two men broke in and was harassing everybody. I don't know why we were afraid of them as the had no weapons.
I started throwing rocks at them and drove them off, but they came back.

Finally we got into hand to hand combat ( two against one ) and I woke up covered with sweat...
Had to pee anyway.....

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Blogging Seminar on Cooking

I dreamed I was invited to a blogging seminar in New Orleans and went to see what was happening. The seminar was on cooking.

Almost all of the participants were professional chefs and mostly trying to impress each other with their new recipies. I had nothing to offer, so I decided to leave and see what else might be happening in New Orleans.

I couldn't locate my car, I was with someone... don't remember who, but we looked all over for the car.
Suddenly, I realized I was selling books on a street corner..cook books, I think.
I woke up.....

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Wild Time

I was in an office doing e-mails and I kept getting some from a religious organization. I don't know what they said as I was deleting them as fast as they were coming.

After that, I was trying to take a shower and I was looking for a towel. I was adament about the fact that I was not going to shower unless we could find a towel first. In looking for the towel I discovered in a closet a cashe of coins that had to have been worth millions from a collectors point of view.
The coins were wrapped in black velvet square bags about 4 inches square.
I didn't know at first what they were til I opened one bundle to see, as they seemed very heavy.
I got up to pee.... seems like I have to do that a lot lately.

I went back to bed and the next thing ... I had a Harem.... I was getting into that really well when the dog wanted me to let him out by pounding on the side of the bed with his paws.

So I am up for the day... Shit, I was really getting into that Harem stuff too.

Saturday, April 16, 2011


I was hired to track down a pack of rebels and terminate their leader. It seemed as though we had all the money in the world to do it. We followed various groups and would capture a couple now and then. We would interigate to find out who their leader was and where he could be found.

We were just about to find out when I suddenly realized that I was the real rebel leader posing as a mercenary to find him. One of the men we captured knew me so I told the men to let him go and maybe he would lead us to his boss.

I was in a truck bouncing around and looking for a place to stop and pee.

Then I woke up cause I had to pee.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Not Sure What This Is....

I was being forced to use coins to place in envelopes to keep a count of what was going on.
The larger coin was to represent me and the smaller coin represented the helper. Helper for what..... I haven't the foggiest idea or maybe I am wrong, the idea has fogged out.
All I can remember is that it was in an office of sorts but I don't know what we were really doing.

I was leaving to do whatever .... and suddenly I am driving this humungous vehicle that seemed a block long. It was so long I couldn't make a turn on a city street.

I woke up... had to pee.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011


I dreamed that I was trying to create a very special website. I went to anyone and everyone to get the very best ideas so the site would get super exposure. I traveled all over the world and talked to the top Guru's in the business and when I suddenly came to a realization they weren't helping me. I was in the process of finishing the absolute perfect website when I woke up, so now I will never know just what it was. That pisses me off... I worked so hard on it..... Oh well!!!!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Rats, Rats and More Rats

I was selling party stuff and someone called and wanted 1000 female rats for his party. I said I could do it, but it became a real mess to accomplish as we had to check the gender of every rat we caught. Catching rats is not as easy as I thought it would be... they are vicious too when cornered. We were never able to fulfill the order...

Saturday, April 9, 2011


I dreamed I was blogging and I became part of a blog. Then part of another one, until I was in all of them and couldn't get out. I was appealing to all those blog visitors that I could, but no one would make an effort to help me get out. I decided to try to delete all the blogs I was in and see what that would do. When I did that Google sent the Blog Police to hunt me down. They were getting close and I woke up...... I feel as though I won. What do you think ??

Friday, April 8, 2011

Bits and Pieces

I can't fully remember all the details, but I was dressed in white and it was sort of like hospital gowns. I was being led outside and when I got there, it was like being in the middle of a field of people that were having a picnic. It all fades from there. The next thing I remember, I was in charge of selling high quality hospital stuff. Not really sure what it was now, but it was supposed to be the very best money could buy. I remember firing an employee that stole from me, she was taking stuff out in her bra and we challenged her at the door before she left as her bra size seemed to get pretty big suddenly. After that, I woke up..... had to pee.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

I Dreamed I Died

I dreamed I died and no one cared.

I was in a cheap casket and being prepared for incineration.

I was sort of floating around and over and could see and hear everything anyone said too.

I had to pee and woke up, but it was so depressing that I didn't sleep well the rest of the night as remnants of the same dream kept coming back.

I got up another time and drank a small glass of milk and went back to bed.

No dreams after that, but I didn't want to get up this morning.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Blue Water

I dreamed I was in France and they had a water problem... It was blue. No one could figure out why the water was blue. I worked side by side with a lot of people and spent what seemed like forever trying to figure it out. We never found out.... Suddenly, I was putting boxes on very high places. The boxes seemed not very heavy, but very bulky. I would place the box on the shelf where i wanted to be and when I turned my head the box would re-position itself. It became very aggrivating and made me wake up. That's it..... No more.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Metal Tickets

I was in the middle of a field selling metal tickets. They were about the same size as a credit card, but they were very thin. People just seemed to appear to buy them. I have no idea what the tickets were for. After that, I was in a theater. There was a show going on and I wanted to see it, but by the time I was allowed to get into the audience seating area... it was over.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Dancing Shovel

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I was supposed to go to a company to and give some advice about the building's idiosyncrasies as I was the original engineer that designed it.

They were going to tear the building down. While I was there, they asked me to consider working for them as an employee. I said I would consider it. I actually filled out an application.

It was time to go and I got lost, I couldn't find my car in the parking lot.

I spent a lot of time looking everywhere and eventually I had no idea where I was. I was totally lost.

I decided to walk home, but I didn't know which way to go. I was getting very apprehensive about it when I saw a yellow handled shovel.
It was quivering every time I got near it. My curiosity got the best of me and I grabbed the handle.

Suddenly, The handle spoke and said "Hop on, I will take you home".

So, I did .... I rode it like a witch rides a broom and it took me home. Upon getting home the shovel turned into my car.

That's it... There was something about a box, but I can't remember though.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Scattered and Wild

Somehow I was in a weird scuffle in a bed that was as big as a yard.

I rolled around fighting with this person as he was trying to shoot me.
We were somehow under the covers some of the time and then others we were on the top of them.
Then I was shot 2 times in the left shoulder, and then I got stronger, for some reason and took his gun.
I don't know how, but suddenly we were in the yard and still fighting.

I threw the gun in a hole and he tried to get it and the gun blew up and he ran away.

Next dream... I was swimming.... That's it... just swimming.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Secret Agent Man

I was in an FBI office and we were just sitting around talking and I said that some of the so called "covert" things he was bragging about were easy to do, anyone could do it.

He challenged me to a covert fight to the death, believing I was just another person off the street.

I accepted and we left the building with orders to be back in 3 days, no matter what.

I had been trained as a hand to hand stealth assassin for the CIA and my opponent was not aware of that or he would not have bragged his way into this rediculous challenge.

I decided to humiliate him instead of killing him. I was able to put some sleeping powder in his food and when he was asleep, I traded his gun for my gun..... both guns were identical except for the serial numbers.

I decided to return a few hours earlier to the FBI office and when I got there I had a small box with the gun in it. It was gift wrapped and I handed it to the FBI chief and we waited for the challenger to arrive.

When he returned he was so full of himself that I never touched him even though he couldn't find me... he believed he was a winner.

I simply said to the chief to check the serial numbers on the gun I gave him in the gift wrapped box and tell us whose gun it is.

Now when it was proven to be his gun, the question was... how did I get it and of course I could have killed him when I did.

He was so rattled by this, he pulled his gun to shoot me and was shot by one of the other agents in the room. He was then arrested and taken away

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

I Stopped A Robbery At Work

I was working at the store and a man came in to rob us. One of the other employees sort of pushed me aside to open the register. I was off to the side and we always have a bunch of stuff on the counters that we call "Impulse purchase" items. There was a box of pearing knives on the counter and I picked up a couple and threw them at the robber. They struck his hand and he dropped the bag he had. He was trying to rob us with a paper bag over his hand, telling us he had a gun in the bag. It was a toy gun. The cops came and took him away. I got my picture in the paper again.... WOW !!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Scattered Pieces

I was hunting for someone, but I couldn't find them. I was all over the city, looking everywhere. Then I was selling salt for sidewalks and snow and ice control. I was in an accident at work and had to take a lot of time off from work. I will not get paid for the time I take off. I have to do something to maintain income or I will go bankrupt. I am not sure what I did, but I was in a very fancy home and I thought it was mine. I woke up cause I had to pee.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

I have no idea what was going on

I was in a warehouse and it had offices in it. Trucks were pulling up to it to load stuff. I was talking to one of the men I was there to see when we had to leave quickly. I don't know why we had to leave, just that we had to go. We were suddenly in another part of the warehouse walking back to the offices and talking about some sort of business... don't know what though. I must have left as I remember having to walk up the entrance ramp and telling them that is was very icey and someone should do something about the ice as I almost fell coming in. I woke up and I don't have the slightest idea what was happening in this dream.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

I was a bomb hunter and de-activator

In the beginning I was the one that they were trying to bomb. Somehow I would be able to know where the bomb would be hidden and de-fuse them. Suddenly I was in war zones de-fusing bombs every day, but the weird part was I seemed to always know where they were. The government was driving me nuts trying to find out how I did it. I told them the truth... I honestly didn't know how I did it... I just knew. Suddenly I was captured and thrown into prison, I was being tortured when I woke up.

Friday, March 25, 2011

I Am Not Sure What Was Happening

First, I was in a plane and I was the only one on it, no passengers or pilots.
I wasn't afraid as the plane seemed to know where it was going. Suddenly it decided to go down and when it hit the ground I was in a racing car... going like hell on a main hyway or turnpike.

I got up to pee, went back to bed and........

I was walking down a lane and crossing a little creek and I was holding the hand of a child. She was walking with me. I was pointing out the wonders of spring, flowers and things. She looked up at me and said, "Oh, look at the momma bear and the cubs washing their hands".
That's when I grabbed her up and ran like a demon to the house. It wasn't a house, it was a tent.
So, we were scared and I said ... Shhhh, don't make a sound

I woke up again...

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Working In The Store

I dreampt I was working in the store, but I owned the store.

I had won the lottery and bought the store from the original owner, but didn't tell anyone.

I was making suggestions and everyone couldn't figure out why my suggestions were put in place all the time.

The bosses were dumbfounded and decided to fire me cause I seemed to be a threat to them, but I wasn't.

The last thing I remember was selling black stove pipe to a farmer for his wood stoves. He bought all we had.

I woke up to pee and it was time to stay up for work anyway.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I was be-littled by everyone

It seemed as though I couldn't do anything right.

Doris kept waking me up cause I was snoring, so that's also part of it.

I can't remember a whole lot except I felt picked on by everybody.

That's It !!!!!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Wild Bird Houses

I was building little bird houses and from somewhere I got a weird kind of wood that did wild thngs.
I was able to build a bird house that would magically become as big as a real house.

Some had furniture inside and others were just a bird house. They would change shape by themselves without any help.

People were coming from all over the world to get one. There were some that tried to steal the special wood I was using. I don't know where the wood was coming from, it just appeared..

The last thing I remember is getting into a car with my dog and he wanted to drive. I don't know whose car it was... it wasn't mine...I don't think.

That's all I can remember.....

Monday, March 21, 2011

Just Bits and Pieces

I can only remember bits and pieces of my dreams last night.

I can remember a flower garden, an old car and doing something at work.

Something about swimming or maybe boating... not sure.

That's all there is this time...

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Scattered Dreams and Porn

I was at a meeting and I was supposed to bring in a particular book and I forgot it. I said I would go get it and left the meeting. I couldn't find my car, so I called a cop I knew to assist.
The cop turned into a salesman for porn, so I told him I have to find the book.. he wasn't interested.

Somehow, there was an old woman pushing a cart up hill on a cobblestone street and was having an awful time. I walked over and helped her get it up the hill.

Somehow, I was back in the meeting, but now I was the presenter and I wasn't properly dressed. I went to the men's room to change and I had my underwear on backwards and when I tried to hook up my suspenders, they wouldn't stay hooked up. My pants kept falling down.

I had to get up to pee. I went back to bed and the porn guy was using a remote to show me and others in the room various movies of women's big boobs and all the things you can do with a big boob. This was on a wide screen TV.

The dog wanted me to get up, so he woke me up just as it was getting good.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Computer Stuff and Blog Stuff & Women

I dreamed I was a super hacker and I was getting into secrets that peoole had in hidden files on their computer. It was fun, but... a couple found out and stopped me.

I dreamed I was a detective, or sort of one. I was hunting criminals using the blogs to find them. That became dangerous and I went into hiding.
I remember running up a sidewalk incline and was being shot at. I could see the sparks on the concrete walk as I was running. I ran into a home and straight through and out the back door and hid in a very large trash can, holding the lid on from the inside.
The shooter was mad cause he thought I was too close to his girl friend (which I was). Anyway, he kicked the can when he didn't see me in the alley. That part was scary too, what if he would have shot at the can.....

I waited a while and left and had a drink at the local bar..... it was full of women...WOW !!! What a night !!!!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Social Security Cuts and Dogs

The government cut way back on the amount of Social Security they would pay each month to seniors. I was cut by $100 a week and it was almost impossible to keep up with bills.
We had to go to their main offices every day for our money and stand in line for hours to get it. Some of the older people were dying while waiting.

I was in the car and dogs attacked the car, all kinds of them.... coming from everywhere. One of the dogs could talk, but it was a language I didn't understand. Whatever he was trying to tell me wasn't friendly, atleast that's what I thought.

Something about running to somewhere, it's amazing how well I can run in my dreams and when awake I have a hard time just walking... I literally can't run anymore. I don't know what I was running from or to what... just running.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Motorcycle, House call and Jello

I had borrowed a motorcycle to go to work and I worked at a high rise building. On my way there I stopped to get gas for it and the gas station was out of business. There were two young women there and they seemed to know an awful lot about motorcycles.
They were so interested and aggressive about it they wanted to ride it, I said NO as it wasn't mine.
Somehow we got into checking stuff on the bike and before I knew it they were stripping the bike down to see if it had some special parts on it. They discovered that it had been beefed up and was able to go about 200 miles per hour.
We finally got it back together and I left to get gas.

Somehow I was in Rachel's front yard sitting on the front steps with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders.
I knocked on the door and Jon answered, I asked if I could come in out of the cold and he refused to let me in. So I went to the neighbors house and they gave me a cup of coffee and got in touch with Rachel and she let me in.

The last thing I remember, I was helping Rachel make Jello in the kitchen. It was red Jello...... I woke up.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Working High and Working Low

I was working as a beam walker on the new towers being built in New York City.
I am not sure what I was actually doing up there.

After that, I was on the ground working on truck motors. We were trying to get them from stalling in traffic. I was able to get a lot of them going again.

Then suddenly, I was back in my old office in the hospital having a conversation with all my past employees.
We were discussing my return to the job and how nice that would be for us all.
Then the dog woke me up.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

MR. Fixit and the Kids

It all started out with fixing a car. Somehow, I needed to get parts from someplace not local and so we all went to get the parts. Me, Doris and a whole bunch of kids. The kids were somewhat of a problem and i don't know where the kids came from... they were just there and I felt we had to take care of them.
I was in work clothes and I was discussing price and availability of the stuff when it all changed to being in this mans living room.

We were now all dressed up, including the kids and he offered us to stay for supper, so we did.

I got up twice during the night to pee and each time I went back to bed the same dream kept coming back. Each time it was different in some way. I was fixing the cars, then a boat and finally working on the house.
Doris woke me up once and said I was taking up too much of the bed and I should move over, I guess I did as I then slept til it was time to get up.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Crazy Construction and Neanderthols

I was on a constuction crew and I remember finishing something and someone said "Look at Yourself". I looked down and my pants were covered with black oil.
That was weird as we were working with electricity on the transmission poles.

Suddenly i was in another dream state where I was in a cave with cave men. They were Neanderthals and couldn't speak english. All they did was gesture and make funny grunts.
Then somehow, a small black box was given to them by a winged creature and suddenly they could speak english as long as they talked to the box.

I woke up after that.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Skin Color - Paint and Bees

I dreamt I invented a way to change skin color using a chemical in paint. People wanted to be various colors, however it was not a temporary thing. If you decided to be green and wanted to change back.... you couldn't do it.

Now that caused some real problems. I was on everybodys hit list after they tried it and decided to stop using it.

I tried to come up with an anecdote but I was attacked by a shower of large black bumble bees. Scared the shit out of me and I woke up..

Saturday, March 12, 2011

This Ain't A Dream, But I wish I was !!!

I got a message from My Best Friend that she has been removed from using adsense. I knew it might happen, but I really thought we could do it. I was using different computers every time. I tried to be so careful.

It just seems as though that everything I touch turns to shit lately. I feel as though I have eliminated a part of her life that she will never get back from google.

This is one of those times I feel like crawling up in a corner and giving up the ghost.

I will make it up to her somehow... I don't know how yet.... but I will.

That's a promise I make to myself and I never break a promise.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Scattered Remembered Moments

It was wild, I remember being a part of a knife throwing team and we couldn't figure out how the other team was always winning and we couldn't hit the mark.
As it turned out, they had electro-magnents behind the board and their knives were drawn to the center and ours were deflected.... there was an awful fight from that discovery.
Then there were pill boxes as big as a car and the pills were so big we could hardly lift them to fill the boxes.
Something about being chased... can't remember the rest... I woke up.!!!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

selling pizza

I had a crazy dream last night

I was selling pizza and I was charging by the bite and how many bites you bought

and somehow right in the middle of that, I was in the basement and the dog fell down the steps and I caught him

I got him up again and went back to selling pizza.....

I wonder what a dream group would say about that