Saturday, April 30, 2011

The White Tiger






I dreamed I came home and there was a friend over to visit already in my house. I sat down at the kitchen table and we engaged in small talk.
I looked around and there was a full grown white tiger right behind me. he was just sitting there looking at me, same as a cat would do. I got up right away and asked the friend what was going on.
He said he didn't know, the tiger was here when he got here and he thought it was mine.
The tiger came over to me and wanted to be stroked and have attention paid to him.
So I was petting him, but he wanted to be closer and knocked the chair over and was licking my face while I was on the floor. I was scared by now.
Next I remember I went to bed and believed the tiger was gone, I didn't much care where as long as he was gone.
BUT HE WASN'T GONE !!!!!!
He was on the other side of the bed on the floor, but after I got in bed he jumped in bed too.
I jumped out of bed and was running around the house to escape him and I woke up.....

Friday, April 29, 2011

Who Knows What It Means ????

I was in a middle class neighborhood trying to find a home I was supposed to visit. I had been there before, so I was sure I would recognize it, So many of the houses had been updated and changed, so I kept walking back and forth on the same block until i came to the conclusion that ... this is the place.
I walked up to the door and it was open a littlle bit so I walked in. My brother was vaccuuming the carpets in the house. Where was the owner?

Why was my brother there. The owner came in from another room and was tearing up the carpet to trash it. Strange, there was a new carpet under the old one.
I looked around and my brother was gone. I said a few words to the owner and left.
That's it....

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Three Dreams..... Quite Different






First, I was an inspector checking trucks for defective toys and other stuff they were delivering. Almost 50% of everything was defective.

I was finally fired due to the pressure brought on by the manufacturers of the products I labeled as defective.

Then, my dog, (collie) was laying on the floor playing with a cat. The cat would run up and swat the dog and he swatted back. He tried numerous times to pull the can in to him, like a hug, but the cat would get away and swat him again...... can't remember any more on that one.

Lastly, my brother made an afgan and produced it on some kind of a competition show and won. He was on the radio and after that he got his own TV show. He was so flustered about it that he decided he wouldn't do it.
Got up to pee..... lost the end of it... that's it.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Precious Metals






I dreamed I was buying Gold and Silver.
I was doing pretty good when suddenly Gold and Silver was so hard to get the prices went sky high.

So, we were smuggling gold, silver and platinum to a place where we could melt it down and make our own ingots.

Getting through airport security was tough, we lined the suitcases with very thin pieces of gold to get it thru.
Dogs couldn't smell it so we were doing well with that.

I looked in one of the bedrooms and it was full of precious metals and we were discussing what we were going to do with it. It weighed tons and I was afraid it would fall thru the floor.

I woke up and never found out what we did.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Psychadelic Lights

I was trying to buy fluorescent lighting that was able to change colors and create a condition of 3-D when it was on.

I went everywhere, every city I could think of. I talked to a lot of people that had seen it too, but didn't know where to get it either.

It was frustrating as it felt like I was chasing an illusive ghost. When I woke up, I was covered with sweat from the chase.

I can understand now why people have heart attacks in their sleep. Some dreams are stressful and the last couple of nights I have had some stressful activity in my sleep.
That's it.....

Friday, April 22, 2011

STAR TREK






I dreampt I was on the star ship enterprise and we had to choose from 3 boxes that had 3 bolts going through them.

We were to choose the one that had universal nuts on the bolts. A universal nut is one that will go on two or more types of threads on different bolts.

Anyway, I have no idea what the point of it was, but I got up once to pee and when I went back to bed the same dream kept coming back.

There seemed to be no real beginning or no end to it.... I don't know what it means.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

INTRUDERS

I was in a broken down old wooden cabin. It was literally falling apart.
There were at least 8 or 9 other people in it with me.

I have no idea what we were doing there, but two men broke in and was harassing everybody. I don't know why we were afraid of them as the had no weapons.
I started throwing rocks at them and drove them off, but they came back.

Finally we got into hand to hand combat ( two against one ) and I woke up covered with sweat...
Had to pee anyway.....

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Blogging Seminar on Cooking

I dreamed I was invited to a blogging seminar in New Orleans and went to see what was happening. The seminar was on cooking.

Almost all of the participants were professional chefs and mostly trying to impress each other with their new recipies. I had nothing to offer, so I decided to leave and see what else might be happening in New Orleans.

I couldn't locate my car, I was with someone... don't remember who, but we looked all over for the car.
Suddenly, I realized I was selling books on a street corner..cook books, I think.
I woke up.....

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Wild Time

I was in an office doing e-mails and I kept getting some from a religious organization. I don't know what they said as I was deleting them as fast as they were coming.

After that, I was trying to take a shower and I was looking for a towel. I was adament about the fact that I was not going to shower unless we could find a towel first. In looking for the towel I discovered in a closet a cashe of coins that had to have been worth millions from a collectors point of view.
The coins were wrapped in black velvet square bags about 4 inches square.
I didn't know at first what they were til I opened one bundle to see, as they seemed very heavy.
I got up to pee.... seems like I have to do that a lot lately.

I went back to bed and the next thing ... I had a Harem.... I was getting into that really well when the dog wanted me to let him out by pounding on the side of the bed with his paws.

So I am up for the day... Shit, I was really getting into that Harem stuff too.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Rebels

I was hired to track down a pack of rebels and terminate their leader. It seemed as though we had all the money in the world to do it. We followed various groups and would capture a couple now and then. We would interigate to find out who their leader was and where he could be found.

We were just about to find out when I suddenly realized that I was the real rebel leader posing as a mercenary to find him. One of the men we captured knew me so I told the men to let him go and maybe he would lead us to his boss.

I was in a truck bouncing around and looking for a place to stop and pee.

Then I woke up cause I had to pee.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Not Sure What This Is....

I was being forced to use coins to place in envelopes to keep a count of what was going on.
The larger coin was to represent me and the smaller coin represented the helper. Helper for what..... I haven't the foggiest idea or maybe I am wrong, the idea has fogged out.
All I can remember is that it was in an office of sorts but I don't know what we were really doing.

I was leaving to do whatever .... and suddenly I am driving this humungous vehicle that seemed a block long. It was so long I couldn't make a turn on a city street.

I woke up... had to pee.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Websites


I dreamed that I was trying to create a very special website. I went to anyone and everyone to get the very best ideas so the site would get super exposure. I traveled all over the world and talked to the top Guru's in the business and when I suddenly came to a realization they weren't helping me. I was in the process of finishing the absolute perfect website when I woke up, so now I will never know just what it was. That pisses me off... I worked so hard on it..... Oh well!!!!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Rats, Rats and More Rats



I was selling party stuff and someone called and wanted 1000 female rats for his party. I said I could do it, but it became a real mess to accomplish as we had to check the gender of every rat we caught. Catching rats is not as easy as I thought it would be... they are vicious too when cornered. We were never able to fulfill the order...

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Blogging



I dreamed I was blogging and I became part of a blog. Then part of another one, until I was in all of them and couldn't get out. I was appealing to all those blog visitors that I could, but no one would make an effort to help me get out. I decided to try to delete all the blogs I was in and see what that would do. When I did that Google sent the Blog Police to hunt me down. They were getting close and I woke up...... I feel as though I won. What do you think ??

Friday, April 8, 2011

Bits and Pieces



I can't fully remember all the details, but I was dressed in white and it was sort of like hospital gowns. I was being led outside and when I got there, it was like being in the middle of a field of people that were having a picnic. It all fades from there. The next thing I remember, I was in charge of selling high quality hospital stuff. Not really sure what it was now, but it was supposed to be the very best money could buy. I remember firing an employee that stole from me, she was taking stuff out in her bra and we challenged her at the door before she left as her bra size seemed to get pretty big suddenly. After that, I woke up..... had to pee.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

I Dreamed I Died

I dreamed I died and no one cared.

I was in a cheap casket and being prepared for incineration.

I was sort of floating around and over and could see and hear everything anyone said too.

I had to pee and woke up, but it was so depressing that I didn't sleep well the rest of the night as remnants of the same dream kept coming back.

I got up another time and drank a small glass of milk and went back to bed.

No dreams after that, but I didn't want to get up this morning.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Blue Water



I dreamed I was in France and they had a water problem... It was blue. No one could figure out why the water was blue. I worked side by side with a lot of people and spent what seemed like forever trying to figure it out. We never found out.... Suddenly, I was putting boxes on very high places. The boxes seemed not very heavy, but very bulky. I would place the box on the shelf where i wanted to be and when I turned my head the box would re-position itself. It became very aggrivating and made me wake up. That's it..... No more.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Metal Tickets



I was in the middle of a field selling metal tickets. They were about the same size as a credit card, but they were very thin. People just seemed to appear to buy them. I have no idea what the tickets were for. After that, I was in a theater. There was a show going on and I wanted to see it, but by the time I was allowed to get into the audience seating area... it was over.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Dancing Shovel

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I was supposed to go to a company to and give some advice about the building's idiosyncrasies as I was the original engineer that designed it.

They were going to tear the building down. While I was there, they asked me to consider working for them as an employee. I said I would consider it. I actually filled out an application.

It was time to go and I got lost, I couldn't find my car in the parking lot.

I spent a lot of time looking everywhere and eventually I had no idea where I was. I was totally lost.

I decided to walk home, but I didn't know which way to go. I was getting very apprehensive about it when I saw a yellow handled shovel.
It was quivering every time I got near it. My curiosity got the best of me and I grabbed the handle.

Suddenly, The handle spoke and said "Hop on, I will take you home".

So, I did .... I rode it like a witch rides a broom and it took me home. Upon getting home the shovel turned into my car.

That's it... There was something about a box, but I can't remember though.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Scattered and Wild

Somehow I was in a weird scuffle in a bed that was as big as a yard.

I rolled around fighting with this person as he was trying to shoot me.
We were somehow under the covers some of the time and then others we were on the top of them.
Then I was shot 2 times in the left shoulder, and then I got stronger, for some reason and took his gun.
I don't know how, but suddenly we were in the yard and still fighting.

I threw the gun in a hole and he tried to get it and the gun blew up and he ran away.

Next dream... I was swimming.... That's it... just swimming.