Saturday, May 28, 2011

E-Mail Guru"s

I dreamed we were e-mail gurus.
We started a business selling e-mail addresses and we were doing so well, we became millionaires.
It was started out as a joke but we soon realized that it was a real money maker.
Our e-mail addresses were so different that everyone that heard about them wanted at least one.  They sang and danced when used.
We were almost sued by our customers when we had said that we might go out of business due to the lack of space to continue.
I went to Canada and found an empty warehouse and we set up shop in it.  The money just flowed in like water and we had everything so automated, we didn't have to hire anyone to keep it going.  We had hundreds of servers and each one was capable of handling a million terabites of information.
We sat back and were drinking some wine and were laughing about how much money we were making while sipping wine.
We were going to get into something else when I woke up.....don't know what it was.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Working With Stuff

I dreamed I was on a construction site and someone stole my circular saw.  I finally fouind it where it was hidden and it was covered with some kind of white stuff that resembled cauking compound.
I peeled the stuff off the tool and it looked bad so I thought I would paint it.
I got a small can of white spray paint and when I tried to paint it ... it came out of the nozzle in a stream, not a spray.
Next, I was looking at 2 new saws that were bolted to a board and I wanted one of them.  I cut the board in half to get the one I wanted.
My son was on the job and wanted the other one.
Somehow, and next, I was in a house fixing a screen and I went to remove the frame the screen was in and it dissintigrated when I touched it and fell to the street below.
I went to get it and woke up.
As always... I had to pee.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

E-Mail Police

I dreampt that the E-Mail Police were after me for misspelled words and bad punctuation.
I tried to elude them but they seemed to be around every corner.
They started to send me tickets, like parking tickets.  I would get 3 or 4 an hour.
They threatened to attach my wages or attach my bank account to pay for the mistakes.
STRANGE... I got up a couple of times to pee and every time I went back to bed, the dream kept coming back.
I finally got up

Friday, May 13, 2011

Old men can get wet dreams !!!!

I was in a vacation house somewhere and I was waiting to take a shower in the hallway.  I guess they only had one bathroom as others were waiting too.
Most of us were very scantily dressed as I was only wearing a towel.  After the shower, I was approached by a woman that wanted me to look at her boobs as she had some kind of rash and tiny scales on them. I told her to use an ointment before she went to bed and she would be OK.
Then another came over and said she thought she had lumps in her breasts and wanted me to check. Well, needless to say, I gave her a through examination.
Then, I was in a bed asleep and a woman slid in bed with me and began to fondle me til I was ready and of course, once started.. I had to finish.

I guess one could call this a wet dream !!!!!
I woke up for real ... had to pee.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The Scaredy Cat President

I dreamed that the president was aboard a ship and he couldn't get off. 
We did everything we could think of to get him off the ship.
We couldn't land a helecopter and he was afraid to jump off the ship.
We lowered a line for him to climb up on and he was afraid of heights too.
We were still trying when I woke up....

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Something about a car

I was driving an older model car to a friends house to have him look at it.  As a friend, he would fix it free.
When I got there I didn't know him, I couldn't remember ever seeing him or his family before.  They seemed nice and acted as though they knew us.
I explained that I wanted him to look at something and he agreed.  I no sooner said that and my son drove up in an
old jalopy and was being an idiot driving his car way too fast and slipping and sliding in the gravel.
I shouted to him and he decided to park it.  He backed it up into a parking place way too fast and busted off a part of the porch and one of his wheels fell off.
I did my best to apologize to the home owner, but he wasn't listening.
I got mad at him and my son too.... then I woke up.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Living Numbers

It's sort of hard to describe, but I dreamed about numbers that were alive. They were basically motionless, but never the less alive.
When you would pick them up, you could feel they were not plastic or metal, they were soft and warm.
I was asked to get a lot of number 1's and 0's as they seemed to be the most popular.
I have no idea what they were being used for, I was the gatherer of them.
They were like mice, they would hide all over the place and I couldn't figure out where they were coming from.
When I would catch them, I would put them in my shirt pocket.... Somehow, they would get away sort of in a blink of an eye.
It was a never ending struggle to catch them and sell them to the buyers.... they always seemed to come back.

Monday, May 2, 2011

We Seeded The Country

I dreamed I was taking flying lessons and I was doing pretty good.
As it turned out, the owner of the airport was also a drug runner. The trainer that was training me was too.

What I didn't know until later was that the training runs were also deliveries of marijuana to different parts of the state.

One day I was told that I passed the tests for the small planes and I was scheduled for training on some of the bigger planes.

I was flying solo in one of the bigger planes and realized that we had a very large load of cargo. I didn't know what it was and I couldn't leave the cock-pit to find out , so I decided to dump it.
When I dumped it, I saw a kind of a cloud following me. Suddenly I realized I was actually dumping tons of marijuana seeds covering hundreds of miles as I flew. I kept flying til it was gone.

When I came back there was a hell of a big rowe about it.
They were going to get rid of me, but I escaped by waking up.

Sometimes, I have scary dreams.