Saturday, June 4, 2011

Connected Stairways

I was in the kitchen and was called in to the living room by a friend that was drinking my beer.
He said that he was surprised to be able to walk up a short flight of stairs and suddenly be in someone elses house.
I said that can't be, so he showed me how to do it.
I went into the connected house and turned the corner and was in your kitchen.  You and Jon were there having coffee.  You both were still in P.J.'s.
Jon got up and left the room, something about the kids,  and so we had a short discussion based on "How is this possible?" as we live in different countries.
I left and came home to get a cup of coffee cause you didn't have any more made and got side tracked talking to my brothers.
Then you came over to see where I got to and we all talked for a bit, mostly about nothing much... small talk, as they say.
Doris came into the room and wondered who you were and how did you get in. 
You decided to go home and then I woke up.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

E-Mail Guru"s

I dreamed we were e-mail gurus.
We started a business selling e-mail addresses and we were doing so well, we became millionaires.
It was started out as a joke but we soon realized that it was a real money maker.
Our e-mail addresses were so different that everyone that heard about them wanted at least one.  They sang and danced when used.
We were almost sued by our customers when we had said that we might go out of business due to the lack of space to continue.
I went to Canada and found an empty warehouse and we set up shop in it.  The money just flowed in like water and we had everything so automated, we didn't have to hire anyone to keep it going.  We had hundreds of servers and each one was capable of handling a million terabites of information.
We sat back and were drinking some wine and were laughing about how much money we were making while sipping wine.
We were going to get into something else when I woke up.....don't know what it was.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Working With Stuff

I dreamed I was on a construction site and someone stole my circular saw.  I finally fouind it where it was hidden and it was covered with some kind of white stuff that resembled cauking compound.
I peeled the stuff off the tool and it looked bad so I thought I would paint it.
I got a small can of white spray paint and when I tried to paint it ... it came out of the nozzle in a stream, not a spray.
Next, I was looking at 2 new saws that were bolted to a board and I wanted one of them.  I cut the board in half to get the one I wanted.
My son was on the job and wanted the other one.
Somehow, and next, I was in a house fixing a screen and I went to remove the frame the screen was in and it dissintigrated when I touched it and fell to the street below.
I went to get it and woke up.
As always... I had to pee.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

E-Mail Police

I dreampt that the E-Mail Police were after me for misspelled words and bad punctuation.
I tried to elude them but they seemed to be around every corner.
They started to send me tickets, like parking tickets.  I would get 3 or 4 an hour.
They threatened to attach my wages or attach my bank account to pay for the mistakes.
STRANGE... I got up a couple of times to pee and every time I went back to bed, the dream kept coming back.
I finally got up

Friday, May 13, 2011

Old men can get wet dreams !!!!

I was in a vacation house somewhere and I was waiting to take a shower in the hallway.  I guess they only had one bathroom as others were waiting too.
Most of us were very scantily dressed as I was only wearing a towel.  After the shower, I was approached by a woman that wanted me to look at her boobs as she had some kind of rash and tiny scales on them. I told her to use an ointment before she went to bed and she would be OK.
Then another came over and said she thought she had lumps in her breasts and wanted me to check. Well, needless to say, I gave her a through examination.
Then, I was in a bed asleep and a woman slid in bed with me and began to fondle me til I was ready and of course, once started.. I had to finish.

I guess one could call this a wet dream !!!!!
I woke up for real ... had to pee.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The Scaredy Cat President

I dreamed that the president was aboard a ship and he couldn't get off. 
We did everything we could think of to get him off the ship.
We couldn't land a helecopter and he was afraid to jump off the ship.
We lowered a line for him to climb up on and he was afraid of heights too.
We were still trying when I woke up....

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Something about a car

I was driving an older model car to a friends house to have him look at it.  As a friend, he would fix it free.
When I got there I didn't know him, I couldn't remember ever seeing him or his family before.  They seemed nice and acted as though they knew us.
I explained that I wanted him to look at something and he agreed.  I no sooner said that and my son drove up in an
old jalopy and was being an idiot driving his car way too fast and slipping and sliding in the gravel.
I shouted to him and he decided to park it.  He backed it up into a parking place way too fast and busted off a part of the porch and one of his wheels fell off.
I did my best to apologize to the home owner, but he wasn't listening.
I got mad at him and my son too.... then I woke up.