Sunday, March 20, 2011

Scattered Dreams and Porn

I was at a meeting and I was supposed to bring in a particular book and I forgot it. I said I would go get it and left the meeting. I couldn't find my car, so I called a cop I knew to assist.
The cop turned into a salesman for porn, so I told him I have to find the book.. he wasn't interested.

Somehow, there was an old woman pushing a cart up hill on a cobblestone street and was having an awful time. I walked over and helped her get it up the hill.

Somehow, I was back in the meeting, but now I was the presenter and I wasn't properly dressed. I went to the men's room to change and I had my underwear on backwards and when I tried to hook up my suspenders, they wouldn't stay hooked up. My pants kept falling down.

I had to get up to pee. I went back to bed and the porn guy was using a remote to show me and others in the room various movies of women's big boobs and all the things you can do with a big boob. This was on a wide screen TV.

The dog wanted me to get up, so he woke me up just as it was getting good.

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