Thursday, March 31, 2011

Secret Agent Man

I was in an FBI office and we were just sitting around talking and I said that some of the so called "covert" things he was bragging about were easy to do, anyone could do it.

He challenged me to a covert fight to the death, believing I was just another person off the street.

I accepted and we left the building with orders to be back in 3 days, no matter what.

I had been trained as a hand to hand stealth assassin for the CIA and my opponent was not aware of that or he would not have bragged his way into this rediculous challenge.

I decided to humiliate him instead of killing him. I was able to put some sleeping powder in his food and when he was asleep, I traded his gun for my gun..... both guns were identical except for the serial numbers.

I decided to return a few hours earlier to the FBI office and when I got there I had a small box with the gun in it. It was gift wrapped and I handed it to the FBI chief and we waited for the challenger to arrive.

When he returned he was so full of himself that I never touched him even though he couldn't find me... he believed he was a winner.

I simply said to the chief to check the serial numbers on the gun I gave him in the gift wrapped box and tell us whose gun it is.

Now when it was proven to be his gun, the question was... how did I get it and of course I could have killed him when I did.

He was so rattled by this, he pulled his gun to shoot me and was shot by one of the other agents in the room. He was then arrested and taken away

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

I Stopped A Robbery At Work

I was working at the store and a man came in to rob us. One of the other employees sort of pushed me aside to open the register. I was off to the side and we always have a bunch of stuff on the counters that we call "Impulse purchase" items. There was a box of pearing knives on the counter and I picked up a couple and threw them at the robber. They struck his hand and he dropped the bag he had. He was trying to rob us with a paper bag over his hand, telling us he had a gun in the bag. It was a toy gun. The cops came and took him away. I got my picture in the paper again.... WOW !!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Scattered Pieces

I was hunting for someone, but I couldn't find them. I was all over the city, looking everywhere. Then I was selling salt for sidewalks and snow and ice control. I was in an accident at work and had to take a lot of time off from work. I will not get paid for the time I take off. I have to do something to maintain income or I will go bankrupt. I am not sure what I did, but I was in a very fancy home and I thought it was mine. I woke up cause I had to pee.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

I have no idea what was going on

I was in a warehouse and it had offices in it. Trucks were pulling up to it to load stuff. I was talking to one of the men I was there to see when we had to leave quickly. I don't know why we had to leave, just that we had to go. We were suddenly in another part of the warehouse walking back to the offices and talking about some sort of business... don't know what though. I must have left as I remember having to walk up the entrance ramp and telling them that is was very icey and someone should do something about the ice as I almost fell coming in. I woke up and I don't have the slightest idea what was happening in this dream.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

I was a bomb hunter and de-activator

In the beginning I was the one that they were trying to bomb. Somehow I would be able to know where the bomb would be hidden and de-fuse them. Suddenly I was in war zones de-fusing bombs every day, but the weird part was I seemed to always know where they were. The government was driving me nuts trying to find out how I did it. I told them the truth... I honestly didn't know how I did it... I just knew. Suddenly I was captured and thrown into prison, I was being tortured when I woke up.

Friday, March 25, 2011

I Am Not Sure What Was Happening

First, I was in a plane and I was the only one on it, no passengers or pilots.
I wasn't afraid as the plane seemed to know where it was going. Suddenly it decided to go down and when it hit the ground I was in a racing car... going like hell on a main hyway or turnpike.

I got up to pee, went back to bed and........

I was walking down a lane and crossing a little creek and I was holding the hand of a child. She was walking with me. I was pointing out the wonders of spring, flowers and things. She looked up at me and said, "Oh, look at the momma bear and the cubs washing their hands".
That's when I grabbed her up and ran like a demon to the house. It wasn't a house, it was a tent.
So, we were scared and I said ... Shhhh, don't make a sound

I woke up again...

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Working In The Store

I dreampt I was working in the store, but I owned the store.

I had won the lottery and bought the store from the original owner, but didn't tell anyone.

I was making suggestions and everyone couldn't figure out why my suggestions were put in place all the time.

The bosses were dumbfounded and decided to fire me cause I seemed to be a threat to them, but I wasn't.

The last thing I remember was selling black stove pipe to a farmer for his wood stoves. He bought all we had.

I woke up to pee and it was time to stay up for work anyway.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I was be-littled by everyone

It seemed as though I couldn't do anything right.

Doris kept waking me up cause I was snoring, so that's also part of it.

I can't remember a whole lot except I felt picked on by everybody.

That's It !!!!!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Wild Bird Houses

I was building little bird houses and from somewhere I got a weird kind of wood that did wild thngs.
I was able to build a bird house that would magically become as big as a real house.

Some had furniture inside and others were just a bird house. They would change shape by themselves without any help.

People were coming from all over the world to get one. There were some that tried to steal the special wood I was using. I don't know where the wood was coming from, it just appeared..

The last thing I remember is getting into a car with my dog and he wanted to drive. I don't know whose car it was... it wasn't mine...I don't think.

That's all I can remember.....

Monday, March 21, 2011

Just Bits and Pieces

I can only remember bits and pieces of my dreams last night.

I can remember a flower garden, an old car and doing something at work.

Something about swimming or maybe boating... not sure.

That's all there is this time...

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Scattered Dreams and Porn

I was at a meeting and I was supposed to bring in a particular book and I forgot it. I said I would go get it and left the meeting. I couldn't find my car, so I called a cop I knew to assist.
The cop turned into a salesman for porn, so I told him I have to find the book.. he wasn't interested.

Somehow, there was an old woman pushing a cart up hill on a cobblestone street and was having an awful time. I walked over and helped her get it up the hill.

Somehow, I was back in the meeting, but now I was the presenter and I wasn't properly dressed. I went to the men's room to change and I had my underwear on backwards and when I tried to hook up my suspenders, they wouldn't stay hooked up. My pants kept falling down.

I had to get up to pee. I went back to bed and the porn guy was using a remote to show me and others in the room various movies of women's big boobs and all the things you can do with a big boob. This was on a wide screen TV.

The dog wanted me to get up, so he woke me up just as it was getting good.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Computer Stuff and Blog Stuff & Women

I dreamed I was a super hacker and I was getting into secrets that peoole had in hidden files on their computer. It was fun, but... a couple found out and stopped me.

I dreamed I was a detective, or sort of one. I was hunting criminals using the blogs to find them. That became dangerous and I went into hiding.
I remember running up a sidewalk incline and was being shot at. I could see the sparks on the concrete walk as I was running. I ran into a home and straight through and out the back door and hid in a very large trash can, holding the lid on from the inside.
The shooter was mad cause he thought I was too close to his girl friend (which I was). Anyway, he kicked the can when he didn't see me in the alley. That part was scary too, what if he would have shot at the can.....

I waited a while and left and had a drink at the local bar..... it was full of women...WOW !!! What a night !!!!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Social Security Cuts and Dogs

The government cut way back on the amount of Social Security they would pay each month to seniors. I was cut by $100 a week and it was almost impossible to keep up with bills.
We had to go to their main offices every day for our money and stand in line for hours to get it. Some of the older people were dying while waiting.

I was in the car and dogs attacked the car, all kinds of them.... coming from everywhere. One of the dogs could talk, but it was a language I didn't understand. Whatever he was trying to tell me wasn't friendly, atleast that's what I thought.

Something about running to somewhere, it's amazing how well I can run in my dreams and when awake I have a hard time just walking... I literally can't run anymore. I don't know what I was running from or to what... just running.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Motorcycle, House call and Jello

I had borrowed a motorcycle to go to work and I worked at a high rise building. On my way there I stopped to get gas for it and the gas station was out of business. There were two young women there and they seemed to know an awful lot about motorcycles.
They were so interested and aggressive about it they wanted to ride it, I said NO as it wasn't mine.
Somehow we got into checking stuff on the bike and before I knew it they were stripping the bike down to see if it had some special parts on it. They discovered that it had been beefed up and was able to go about 200 miles per hour.
We finally got it back together and I left to get gas.

Somehow I was in Rachel's front yard sitting on the front steps with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders.
I knocked on the door and Jon answered, I asked if I could come in out of the cold and he refused to let me in. So I went to the neighbors house and they gave me a cup of coffee and got in touch with Rachel and she let me in.

The last thing I remember, I was helping Rachel make Jello in the kitchen. It was red Jello...... I woke up.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Working High and Working Low

I was working as a beam walker on the new towers being built in New York City.
I am not sure what I was actually doing up there.

After that, I was on the ground working on truck motors. We were trying to get them from stalling in traffic. I was able to get a lot of them going again.

Then suddenly, I was back in my old office in the hospital having a conversation with all my past employees.
We were discussing my return to the job and how nice that would be for us all.
Then the dog woke me up.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

MR. Fixit and the Kids

It all started out with fixing a car. Somehow, I needed to get parts from someplace not local and so we all went to get the parts. Me, Doris and a whole bunch of kids. The kids were somewhat of a problem and i don't know where the kids came from... they were just there and I felt we had to take care of them.
I was in work clothes and I was discussing price and availability of the stuff when it all changed to being in this mans living room.

We were now all dressed up, including the kids and he offered us to stay for supper, so we did.

I got up twice during the night to pee and each time I went back to bed the same dream kept coming back. Each time it was different in some way. I was fixing the cars, then a boat and finally working on the house.
Doris woke me up once and said I was taking up too much of the bed and I should move over, I guess I did as I then slept til it was time to get up.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Crazy Construction and Neanderthols

I was on a constuction crew and I remember finishing something and someone said "Look at Yourself". I looked down and my pants were covered with black oil.
That was weird as we were working with electricity on the transmission poles.

Suddenly i was in another dream state where I was in a cave with cave men. They were Neanderthals and couldn't speak english. All they did was gesture and make funny grunts.
Then somehow, a small black box was given to them by a winged creature and suddenly they could speak english as long as they talked to the box.

I woke up after that.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Skin Color - Paint and Bees

I dreamt I invented a way to change skin color using a chemical in paint. People wanted to be various colors, however it was not a temporary thing. If you decided to be green and wanted to change back.... you couldn't do it.

Now that caused some real problems. I was on everybodys hit list after they tried it and decided to stop using it.

I tried to come up with an anecdote but I was attacked by a shower of large black bumble bees. Scared the shit out of me and I woke up..

Saturday, March 12, 2011

This Ain't A Dream, But I wish I was !!!

I got a message from My Best Friend that she has been removed from using adsense. I knew it might happen, but I really thought we could do it. I was using different computers every time. I tried to be so careful.

It just seems as though that everything I touch turns to shit lately. I feel as though I have eliminated a part of her life that she will never get back from google.

This is one of those times I feel like crawling up in a corner and giving up the ghost.

I will make it up to her somehow... I don't know how yet.... but I will.

That's a promise I make to myself and I never break a promise.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Scattered Remembered Moments

It was wild, I remember being a part of a knife throwing team and we couldn't figure out how the other team was always winning and we couldn't hit the mark.
As it turned out, they had electro-magnents behind the board and their knives were drawn to the center and ours were deflected.... there was an awful fight from that discovery.
Then there were pill boxes as big as a car and the pills were so big we could hardly lift them to fill the boxes.
Something about being chased... can't remember the rest... I woke up.!!!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

selling pizza

I had a crazy dream last night

I was selling pizza and I was charging by the bite and how many bites you bought

and somehow right in the middle of that, I was in the basement and the dog fell down the steps and I caught him

I got him up again and went back to selling pizza.....

I wonder what a dream group would say about that