Secret Agent Man

I was in an FBI office and we were just sitting around talking and I said that some of the so called "covert" things he was bragging about were easy to do, anyone could do it.

He challenged me to a covert fight to the death, believing I was just another person off the street.

I accepted and we left the building with orders to be back in 3 days, no matter what.

I had been trained as a hand to hand stealth assassin for the CIA and my opponent was not aware of that or he would not have bragged his way into this rediculous challenge.

I decided to humiliate him instead of killing him. I was able to put some sleeping powder in his food and when he was asleep, I traded his gun for my gun..... both guns were identical except for the serial numbers.

I decided to return a few hours earlier to the FBI office and when I got there I had a small box with the gun in it. It was gift wrapped and I handed it to the FBI chief and we waited for the challenger to arrive.

When he returned he was so full of himself that I never touched him even though he couldn't find me... he believed he was a winner.

I simply said to the chief to check the serial numbers on the gun I gave him in the gift wrapped box and tell us whose gun it is.

Now when it was proven to be his gun, the question was... how did I get it and of course I could have killed him when I did.

He was so rattled by this, he pulled his gun to shoot me and was shot by one of the other agents in the room. He was then arrested and taken away

I Stopped A Robbery At Work

I was working at the store and a man came in to rob us. One of the other employees sort of pushed me aside to open the register. I was off to the side and we always have a bunch of stuff on the counters that we call "Impulse purchase" items. There was a box of pearing knives on the counter and I picked up a couple and threw them at the robber. They struck his hand and he dropped the bag he had. He was trying to rob us with a paper bag over his hand, telling us he had a gun in the bag. It was a toy gun. The cops came and took him away. I got my picture in the paper again.... WOW !!

Scattered Pieces

I was hunting for someone, but I couldn't find them. I was all over the city, looking everywhere. Then I was selling salt for sidewalks and snow and ice control. I was in an accident at work and had to take a lot of time off from work. I will not get paid for the time I take off. I have to do something to maintain income or I will go bankrupt. I am not sure what I did, but I was in a very fancy home and I thought it was mine. I woke up cause I had to pee.

I have no idea what was going on

I was in a warehouse and it had offices in it. Trucks were pulling up to it to load stuff. I was talking to one of the men I was there to see when we had to leave quickly. I don't know why we had to leave, just that we had to go. We were suddenly in another part of the warehouse walking back to the offices and talking about some sort of business... don't know what though. I must have left as I remember having to walk up the entrance ramp and telling them that is was very icey and someone should do something about the ice as I almost fell coming in. I woke up and I don't have the slightest idea what was happening in this dream.

I was a bomb hunter and de-activator

In the beginning I was the one that they were trying to bomb. Somehow I would be able to know where the bomb would be hidden and de-fuse them. Suddenly I was in war zones de-fusing bombs every day, but the weird part was I seemed to always know where they were. The government was driving me nuts trying to find out how I did it. I told them the truth... I honestly didn't know how I did it... I just knew. Suddenly I was captured and thrown into prison, I was being tortured when I woke up.

I Am Not Sure What Was Happening

First, I was in a plane and I was the only one on it, no passengers or pilots.
I wasn't afraid as the plane seemed to know where it was going. Suddenly it decided to go down and when it hit the ground I was in a racing car... going like hell on a main hyway or turnpike.

I got up to pee, went back to bed and........

I was walking down a lane and crossing a little creek and I was holding the hand of a child. She was walking with me. I was pointing out the wonders of spring, flowers and things. She looked up at me and said, "Oh, look at the momma bear and the cubs washing their hands".
That's when I grabbed her up and ran like a demon to the house. It wasn't a house, it was a tent.
So, we were scared and I said ... Shhhh, don't make a sound

I woke up again...

Working In The Store

I dreampt I was working in the store, but I owned the store.

I had won the lottery and bought the store from the original owner, but didn't tell anyone.

I was making suggestions and everyone couldn't figure out why my suggestions were put in place all the time.

The bosses were dumbfounded and decided to fire me cause I seemed to be a threat to them, but I wasn't.

The last thing I remember was selling black stove pipe to a farmer for his wood stoves. He bought all we had.

I woke up to pee and it was time to stay up for work anyway.