Connected Stairways

I was in the kitchen and was called in to the living room by a friend that was drinking my beer.
He said that he was surprised to be able to walk up a short flight of stairs and suddenly be in someone elses house.
I said that can't be, so he showed me how to do it.
I went into the connected house and turned the corner and was in your kitchen.  You and Jon were there having coffee.  You both were still in P.J.'s.
Jon got up and left the room, something about the kids,  and so we had a short discussion based on "How is this possible?" as we live in different countries.
I left and came home to get a cup of coffee cause you didn't have any more made and got side tracked talking to my brothers.
Then you came over to see where I got to and we all talked for a bit, mostly about nothing much... small talk, as they say.
Doris came into the room and wondered who you were and how did you get in. 
You decided to go home and then I woke up.

E-Mail Guru"s

I dreamed we were e-mail gurus.
We started a business selling e-mail addresses and we were doing so well, we became millionaires.
It was started out as a joke but we soon realized that it was a real money maker.
Our e-mail addresses were so different that everyone that heard about them wanted at least one.  They sang and danced when used.
We were almost sued by our customers when we had said that we might go out of business due to the lack of space to continue.
I went to Canada and found an empty warehouse and we set up shop in it.  The money just flowed in like water and we had everything so automated, we didn't have to hire anyone to keep it going.  We had hundreds of servers and each one was capable of handling a million terabites of information.
We sat back and were drinking some wine and were laughing about how much money we were making while sipping wine.
We were going to get into something else when I woke up.....don't know what it was.

Working With Stuff

I dreamed I was on a construction site and someone stole my circular saw.  I finally fouind it where it was hidden and it was covered with some kind of white stuff that resembled cauking compound.
I peeled the stuff off the tool and it looked bad so I thought I would paint it.
I got a small can of white spray paint and when I tried to paint it ... it came out of the nozzle in a stream, not a spray.
Next, I was looking at 2 new saws that were bolted to a board and I wanted one of them.  I cut the board in half to get the one I wanted.
My son was on the job and wanted the other one.
Somehow, and next, I was in a house fixing a screen and I went to remove the frame the screen was in and it dissintigrated when I touched it and fell to the street below.
I went to get it and woke up.
As always... I had to pee.

E-Mail Police

I dreampt that the E-Mail Police were after me for misspelled words and bad punctuation.
I tried to elude them but they seemed to be around every corner.
They started to send me tickets, like parking tickets.  I would get 3 or 4 an hour.
They threatened to attach my wages or attach my bank account to pay for the mistakes.
STRANGE... I got up a couple of times to pee and every time I went back to bed, the dream kept coming back.
I finally got up

Old men can get wet dreams !!!!

I was in a vacation house somewhere and I was waiting to take a shower in the hallway.  I guess they only had one bathroom as others were waiting too.
Most of us were very scantily dressed as I was only wearing a towel.  After the shower, I was approached by a woman that wanted me to look at her boobs as she had some kind of rash and tiny scales on them. I told her to use an ointment before she went to bed and she would be OK.
Then another came over and said she thought she had lumps in her breasts and wanted me to check. Well, needless to say, I gave her a through examination.
Then, I was in a bed asleep and a woman slid in bed with me and began to fondle me til I was ready and of course, once started.. I had to finish.
I guess one could call this a wet dream !!!!!
I woke up for real ... had to pee.

The Scaredy Cat President

I dreamed that the president was aboard a ship and he couldn't get off. 
We did everything we could think of to get him off the ship.
We couldn't land a helecopter and he was afraid to jump off the ship.
We lowered a line for him to climb up on and he was afraid of heights too.
We were still trying when I woke up....

Something about a car

I was driving an older model car to a friends house to have him look at it.  As a friend, he would fix it free.
When I got there I didn't know him, I couldn't remember ever seeing him or his family before.  They seemed nice and acted as though they knew us.
I explained that I wanted him to look at something and he agreed.  I no sooner said that and my son drove up in an
old jalopy and was being an idiot driving his car way too fast and slipping and sliding in the gravel.
I shouted to him and he decided to park it.  He backed it up into a parking place way too fast and busted off a part of the porch and one of his wheels fell off.
I did my best to apologize to the home owner, but he wasn't listening.
I got mad at him and my son too.... then I woke up.

Living Numbers

It's sort of hard to describe, but I dreamed about numbers that were alive. They were basically motionless, but never the less alive.
When you would pick them up, you could feel they were not plastic or metal, they were soft and warm.
I was asked to get a lot of number 1's and 0's as they seemed to be the most popular.
I have no idea what they were being used for, I was the gatherer of them.
They were like mice, they would hide all over the place and I couldn't figure out where they were coming from.
When I would catch them, I would put them in my shirt pocket.... Somehow, they would get away sort of in a blink of an eye.
It was a never ending struggle to catch them and sell them to the buyers.... they always seemed to come back.

We Seeded The Country

I dreamed I was taking flying lessons and I was doing pretty good.
As it turned out, the owner of the airport was also a drug runner. The trainer that was training me was too.

What I didn't know until later was that the training runs were also deliveries of marijuana to different parts of the state.

One day I was told that I passed the tests for the small planes and I was scheduled for training on some of the bigger planes.

I was flying solo in one of the bigger planes and realized that we had a very large load of cargo. I didn't know what it was and I couldn't leave the cock-pit to find out , so I decided to dump it.
When I dumped it, I saw a kind of a cloud following me. Suddenly I realized I was actually dumping tons of marijuana seeds covering hundreds of miles as I flew. I kept flying til it was gone.

When I came back there was a hell of a big rowe about it.
They were going to get rid of me, but I escaped by waking up.

Sometimes, I have scary dreams.

The White Tiger

I dreamed I came home and there was a friend over to visit already in my house. I sat down at the kitchen table and we engaged in small talk.
I looked around and there was a full grown white tiger right behind me. he was just sitting there looking at me, same as a cat would do. I got up right away and asked the friend what was going on.
He said he didn't know, the tiger was here when he got here and he thought it was mine.
The tiger came over to me and wanted to be stroked and have attention paid to him.
So I was petting him, but he wanted to be closer and knocked the chair over and was licking my face while I was on the floor. I was scared by now.
Next I remember I went to bed and believed the tiger was gone, I didn't much care where as long as he was gone.
BUT HE WASN'T GONE !!!!!!
He was on the other side of the bed on the floor, but after I got in bed he jumped in bed too.
I jumped out of bed and was running around the house to escape him and I woke up.....

Who Knows What It Means ????

I was in a middle class neighborhood trying to find a home I was supposed to visit. I had been there before, so I was sure I would recognize it, So many of the houses had been updated and changed, so I kept walking back and forth on the same block until i came to the conclusion that ... this is the place.
I walked up to the door and it was open a littlle bit so I walked in. My brother was vaccuuming the carpets in the house. Where was the owner?

Why was my brother there. The owner came in from another room and was tearing up the carpet to trash it. Strange, there was a new carpet under the old one.
I looked around and my brother was gone. I said a few words to the owner and left.
That's it....

Three Dreams..... Quite Different

First, I was an inspector checking trucks for defective toys and other stuff they were delivering. Almost 50% of everything was defective.

I was finally fired due to the pressure brought on by the manufacturers of the products I labeled as defective.

Then, my dog, (collie) was laying on the floor playing with a cat. The cat would run up and swat the dog and he swatted back. He tried numerous times to pull the can in to him, like a hug, but the cat would get away and swat him again...... can't remember any more on that one.

Lastly, my brother made an afgan and produced it on some kind of a competition show and won. He was on the radio and after that he got his own TV show. He was so flustered about it that he decided he wouldn't do it.
Got up to pee..... lost the end of it... that's it.

Precious Metals

I dreamed I was buying Gold and Silver.
I was doing pretty good when suddenly Gold and Silver was so hard to get the prices went sky high.

So, we were smuggling gold, silver and platinum to a place where we could melt it down and make our own ingots.

Getting through airport security was tough, we lined the suitcases with very thin pieces of gold to get it thru.
Dogs couldn't smell it so we were doing well with that.

I looked in one of the bedrooms and it was full of precious metals and we were discussing what we were going to do with it. It weighed tons and I was afraid it would fall thru the floor.

I woke up and never found out what we did.

Psychadelic Lights

I was trying to buy fluorescent lighting that was able to change colors and create a condition of 3-D when it was on.

I went everywhere, every city I could think of. I talked to a lot of people that had seen it too, but didn't know where to get it either.

It was frustrating as it felt like I was chasing an illusive ghost. When I woke up, I was covered with sweat from the chase.

I can understand now why people have heart attacks in their sleep. Some dreams are stressful and the last couple of nights I have had some stressful activity in my sleep.
That's it.....

STAR TREK

I dreampt I was on the star ship enterprise and we had to choose from 3 boxes that had 3 bolts going through them.

We were to choose the one that had universal nuts on the bolts. A universal nut is one that will go on two or more types of threads on different bolts.

Anyway, I have no idea what the point of it was, but I got up once to pee and when I went back to bed the same dream kept coming back.

There seemed to be no real beginning or no end to it.... I don't know what it means.

INTRUDERS

I was in a broken down old wooden cabin. It was literally falling apart.
There were at least 8 or 9 other people in it with me.

I have no idea what we were doing there, but two men broke in and was harassing everybody. I don't know why we were afraid of them as the had no weapons.
I started throwing rocks at them and drove them off, but they came back.

Finally we got into hand to hand combat ( two against one ) and I woke up covered with sweat...
Had to pee anyway.....

Blogging Seminar on Cooking

I dreamed I was invited to a blogging seminar in New Orleans and went to see what was happening. The seminar was on cooking.

Almost all of the participants were professional chefs and mostly trying to impress each other with their new recipies. I had nothing to offer, so I decided to leave and see what else might be happening in New Orleans.

I couldn't locate my car, I was with someone... don't remember who, but we looked all over for the car.
Suddenly, I realized I was selling books on a street corner..cook books, I think.
I woke up.....

Wild Time

I was in an office doing e-mails and I kept getting some from a religious organization. I don't know what they said as I was deleting them as fast as they were coming.

After that, I was trying to take a shower and I was looking for a towel. I was adament about the fact that I was not going to shower unless we could find a towel first. In looking for the towel I discovered in a closet a cashe of coins that had to have been worth millions from a collectors point of view.
The coins were wrapped in black velvet square bags about 4 inches square.
I didn't know at first what they were til I opened one bundle to see, as they seemed very heavy.
I got up to pee.... seems like I have to do that a lot lately.

I went back to bed and the next thing ... I had a Harem.... I was getting into that really well when the dog wanted me to let him out by pounding on the side of the bed with his paws.

So I am up for the day... Shit, I was really getting into that Harem stuff too.

Rebels

I was hired to track down a pack of rebels and terminate their leader. It seemed as though we had all the money in the world to do it. We followed various groups and would capture a couple now and then. We would interigate to find out who their leader was and where he could be found.

We were just about to find out when I suddenly realized that I was the real rebel leader posing as a mercenary to find him. One of the men we captured knew me so I told the men to let him go and maybe he would lead us to his boss.

I was in a truck bouncing around and looking for a place to stop and pee.

Then I woke up cause I had to pee.

Not Sure What This Is....

I was being forced to use coins to place in envelopes to keep a count of what was going on.
The larger coin was to represent me and the smaller coin represented the helper. Helper for what..... I haven't the foggiest idea or maybe I am wrong, the idea has fogged out.
All I can remember is that it was in an office of sorts but I don't know what we were really doing.

I was leaving to do whatever .... and suddenly I am driving this humungous vehicle that seemed a block long. It was so long I couldn't make a turn on a city street.

I woke up... had to pee.